Tell us where your cannabinoid SERPs hurt — we'll write back the same day.
Founder-led intake. Sasha reads every form personally and replies with a 28-page audit, a calendar link, or an honest "not the right fit." No SDRs, no copy-paste decks.
[wpforms id="123"] or [gravityform id="1" ajax="true"]).Pick the channel that actually fits the question.
If you'd rather skip the form, every channel below routes to a real human on our team. Hours are MT (Denver).
Existing client?
Denver, CO 80205
+1 (303) 555-0142
Manchester M1 2FF
+44 161 555 0142
1100 Glendon Ave, Westwood
Los Angeles, CA 90024
A few quick answers.
How fast do you reply?
Median 2 hours, max 4 hours during weekday business hours (9–6 MT). On weekends we batch-reply Monday morning unless you tag the message urgent · suspension.
Will my data be safe? We sell regulated products.
Yes. Form data is stored in an EU-region database, never shared with third parties, and purged after 18 months. We sign NDAs before any audit work. Compliance docs available on request.
Do you work with brands outside the US?
Yes — we've shipped retainers in the UK, Canada, Germany, and Australia. For US-only categories like Δ-8 we'll be upfront about what's exportable and what isn't.
What if I'm pre-revenue?
We take 4 pre-launch brands a year. The form will route you to a 30-minute scoping call with Sasha rather than a full audit, since we'd rather build the right thing from week 1 than fix it later.
Can I just see the audit deliverable first?
Sure — grab a redacted sample audit. It's 28 pages, real client work (with permission), and shows exactly what arrives in your inbox.
What's the smallest engagement you take?
One-off audits start at $2,400. Retainers start at $4,500/mo and scale by deliverable count and locations. We don't do hourly or "trial month" work.